Friday, 07 September 2012
"...the white valleys on Mont Blanc are caused by glathiairths." Dontcha just love PBS?
Got my first batch of food from the community pantry today. They changed it from the last time I was there. Now there is a choice of some of the foods for the recipient. Before you just took whatever they gave you. I was expecting things to be worse there because of the economy and all, but they're actually better there now. I got me a big bag of cooked seafood - scrimps, crab legs and crab patties and chunks of stuff I don't know what it is but it's yummy. I don't get free food when I'm working because, well, it's that old thing about paying your way in life, dignity and not being a social parasite. I've always been qualified though, being as how I've been just slightly above or below the poverty most of my life. So now that I'm retiring, I'll be way below the poverty level plus all those medical bills, so it's time to go to The Lords Pantry. They have lunch there five days a week, so maybe I'll eat there a few days a week. That means I'll get to visit with the crazy homeless people again. See... there's lots to do when I retire.
I don't know about the crab legs though. Them are things that rich people eat. I'm not rich or culturally cultured like them rich folks are, so I haven't been schooled in the eating of the crabs, unless you include the kind that girls have in their crotches. But there's no special technique involved with eating them, they just kinda slide down your throat when you're going down on her...but I digress. I guess I'll break them open and see what's inside them. The crab legs, not the girls, I mean. I already know what's inside girls - yummy stuff.
Well, the weekend's here so you know what that means...time to watch more End of The world as We Know it videos and freak myself out. Have a good Friday night everybody.