Saturday, 01 September 2012
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More Humiliation
Some girls passed me as I was jogging this morning - one was power walking and she was still going faster than me. My male ego, or what's left of it, was crying out from the pain of humiliation, but they didn't pass me THAT fast, so I got to watch their butts bouncing ahead of me. Yummy. Well, if I was thin and my big muscular thighs weren't rubbing together as I ran, I'd show them a thing or two, yes I would. I just hope all this meat hanging off my bones comes in handy someday. It probably will when a hoard of starving college kids overwhelms me and gnaws it off my bones. THEN I'll be contributing to the common good.
Spent yesterday afternoon and evening downloading and watching videos about the coming collapse of everything. I'm trying to keep myself in that frame of mind more because it gives me the energy to keep preparing my mind for what lies ahead. If I watch my girlie K and Jpop videos, I get all soft and spongy and want to be loved. Being loved is not an option for me these days. Yes, indeed, I accept it if it comes my way, like from some of the wonderful people here on Xanga, but I can't go a-lookin' for it. I'm preparing myself for the worst case scenarios that may come my way, like girls running faster than me to get to the road kill. I'll have to be more cunning and use my experiences to outwit them. "Oh look, there's Justin Beaver," I'll yell in order to distract them. Or throw some shiny stuff on the ground 'cause girls like shiny things and will stop to investigate them. Hmm, I wonder if I put some tin foil and glitter on my pecker if that would attract them. Or just wrap money around it - I KNOW that would work.
Anyhow, it seems that Isreal may attack Iran soon, some say before December. That should trigger WWIII. Maybe it will be just in time for Christmas. "Oh mommy, look at that bright star in the sky." "Yes son, that's the Star of Dav..." Her words are cut short as an incandescent white light fills the night sky and illuminates their village one last time...
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Oh look, there's Selena Gomez!
Maybe we're already fighting WWIII and are just pretending we don't know it. But fuck, yeah, please don't let there be a toilet paper strike.
Don't feel bad.
Running is the only thing that I can do well, and I can do it when I'm fat too, so it's probably just the way you are. I'm just afraid that I'll break something if I run when I'm heavy.
Right now, I get dizzy as well.
I surprised other people when I showed up at their unit and was like one of the fastest females.
I've seen people who've worked at it forever and been way slower.
@Colorsofthenight - I never was real fast, but I got a lot of stamina, I can run for hours when I'm in shape for it. Just doing it for health and happiness now.
@RestlessButterfly - ...she says as I run into a tree!
@TheCellOfDougMoe - No toilet paper AND a war? God forbid.
@runisom48 - LOLLLLLL
{{{showers with luff}}}
And, hey... you could always glitter yourself entirely, slap on some fang caps, and commit to the shiny vampirism fad. Girls apparently love that... but I don't think those crazy-psycho ZOMG girls are necessarily your type. A bit too creepy if you ask me. There's good creepy and bad creepy and they don't happen to fall into the latter.
In any case, I'm glad you're enjoying your runs. Just focus on the buttocks of those who dare pass you.
@feyenigma - Soon I'll have time on my hands. We'll see what kind of glitter shenanigans I get myself into. I was on a vampire chat site for a while and I thought they were a bunch of obnoxious, immature, arrogant punks.
@runisom48 - Bwuahaha. It's okay... back when I frequented a fantasy roleplaying chat site when I first got a computer, I had the same impression. There was absolutely no originality in their characters and... yeah, obnoxious, immature, arrogant punks is what they were.
LOl your funny! When I went to watch my first powerlifting competition I came away depressed and turned on simultaneously watching those hulkster girls that could kick my ass lift all that weight.
I wanted them to slap me around and make me call them Mommy. Does that mean Freud was right and I am suffering from the oedipal complex??? That may be too much information.
Your posts bring out the craziest in me Haha!
You can always set a trap and catch them in a big box and leave them out on the highway as a distraction so you can get away.
It's just sad that war in inevitable in some countries like Israel and Iran. I feel sad for Syria. We have a Syrian Xangan and he said he almost got killed a couple of days ago but he hasn't left Syria yet. Another Iranian Xangan is offering him a sanctuary, hopefully he'll take it.
I saw the J Pop group KARA on a Korean channel. How'd they get so skinny?? I feel so fat now.
entertaining blog post.
Some good ideas there.
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with those slim young joggers be they male or female...it is hard to grow old with grace. So war by Christmas...well, the good news is I am to old to be drafted and not in the Guards. Off to work on my bomb shelter.
@LadyboyRevolution Can never get enough humiliation.
The mommy thing? Oh God, I don't even want to think about it.
@LadyboyRevolution -
@Grannys_Place - Hmmm....
@LillPill - Thanks.
@vexations - You have a bomb shelter? Left over from the Cuban Missle Crisis I presume.
@Xcite_Media - What's going on in the Middle East is heartbreaking to me.
KARA and the other Kpop girl groups have trainers and nutritionists and live in dorms together under strict supervision. They have backgrounds in dancing and practise together for years before they are introduced to the public as a group.
@runisom48 - LMAO! A Max Hardcore guy not finding the humor in that